take me back to the corridors of fun
 

Welcome to my picture gallery. Now I must let you know that I'm very busy again this year looking after Christmas, so I'll be asking a few friends of mine to occasionally stand in for me. Sometimes my friends from the Ministry of Fun hold a Santa School, to teach people how to dress and act like me (my, how I chuckle when I think of all those people dressed up like me!).  But don't worry, if you come to see me this year, I'll make sure I'm there for you in person.


"30 tickets and 30 sick bags please, ride attendant"
Alton Towers 2005, photo courtesy of NTI


Father Christmas "lookalikes" meet up at Wookey Hole
for the 2005 Ministry of Fun Santa School
 

Father Christmas "lookalikes" being trained by a Santa expert

Here they are learning how to use the Internet
... and how to climb a wall and drop down a chimney



Santa arrives for a personal appearance ... on a Harley Davidson
Ah, this is what I like to see.
This child wants to be Spider Man
These Santas are very naughty boys. They've double-parked their sleigh.
Here I'm entertaining children in a window on Oxford Street
Shouldn't you be in green?
Is that really the funniest face you can pull, my dear boy?